Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day Essential Gift: PEMS

PEMS is the humourous Penis Enlarging Metric System and you should read more about it at the link provided here. Designed with the metricly challenged male member in mind, this magnificant merchandise will show your man you notice him, when he's noticing you.

The primary problem with penis size is related completely to math and measurement standards throughout the world. American men are particularly affected by numerical penile envy because the old imperial measurement of inches is used to determine a body's sizes. Don't give in to spam messages, and purchase pills with dangerous and ineffective chemicals in them, because you can now use the non-invasive and 100% guaranteed safe PEMS.The Key to PEMS is the SI Metric system. Why complain about a lack of inches, when you can have TWICE as many centimeters.

Don't delay, get your PEMS today.

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At 7:02 p.m., Blogger Thomas said...

I learned that when I was 8 years old. My penis was 4 cm soft. I did not measure it hard, though.


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